maybe i thought of something really funny or happy to write about, but maybe my ears are ringing because maybe i have tinnitus, and maybe i am really jonesing for a clove right now so maybe i will have to try to remember whatever it was later and write it down.

I WANNA BE THE SADIST TO YOUR MASOCHIST, I WANNA BE THE YANG TO YOUR YIN, I WANNA BE THE LAPD TO YOUR RODNEY KING, I WANNA BE THE SEE TO YOUR SAW, I WANNA BE THE SPIKE TO YOUR PUNCH, I WANNA BE THE WHITE TIGER TO YOUR SIEGFRIED & ROY... IN A MOVIE WHERE PEOPLE ONLY EVER STAND AROUND TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT HAPPENED OFFSCREEN BECAUSE THE BUDGET COULDN'T AFFORD SPECIAL EFFECTS OR STUNTS OR ANYTHING.