pregnant girl: how ya doing?
eggstone2000: pretty good.� ok.� whatever.� dude, you are getting fat!!
pregnant girl: so are you!
eggstone2000: *gasp*� what??!?!� :(
pregnant girl: just kidding!
eggstone2000: you can't call me fat!!� i will throw this beverage down at the floor and run into the street, crying and never to be seen again.
pregnant girl: no, i didn't mean it!
eggstone2000: and it will be ALL YOUR FAT!
pregnant girl: huh?
eggstone2000: oh sorry.� freudian slip.� hee hee.� let's try that again.� crying and never to be seen again.� and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
pregnant girl: i hope you won't hold it against me.
eggstone2000: fat chance, fatty.

i had a dream the other day about a friend of mine.� in the dream, we were hanging out on the street, at night, and he was very "out of it."� so i decided to give him a lift home.� we walked down the street, and i propped him up as we walked down the stairs into an underground shopping mall.� because my car was parked in an underground parking lot at the other end of the underground shopping mall.� then he went into a toy store and asked the sales clerk for a specific hot wheels car.� he took one off the shelf and said "it's like this one, except it has a vent in the hood that is commonly known as the g spot."� the clerk said "oh yeah.� i know which one you mean.� sorry, we sold out of it."

then i woke up, and learned that in real life (not in a dream) the friend i'd dreamed about was locked up in jail, which had never happened to him before.� several months earlier, he'd punched an ex-friend in the mouth, at a bar.� and now the guy was pressing charges and trying to get him convicted of felonies.� bail was set at $15,000.� he is such a mellow person, though.� when i heard about him punching someone, i was surprised and decided that he must have been provoked pretty badly, to do something like that.� apparently, people say "yeah, i feel you, nigga" a lot in jail.� also, "my bitch had me locked up because i threatened to hit her."� jail doesn't sound like fun.� also, when your parents have to put up the money to pay bail because of something really dumb like a bar fight, you can bet they will be really pissed off and disappointed in you.� personally, i cringe at the thought of my parents being disappointed in me over anything really serious.� it's only natural, right?

oh yeah, and i saw the lilys last night.� they were good.� leon's b-day was a couple weeks ago, and niki's b-day is tonight.� happy b-day, leon!� happy b-day, niki!