pregnant girl: how ya doing?
eggstone2000: pretty good.  ok.  whatever.  dude, you are getting fat!!
pregnant girl: so are you!
eggstone2000: *gasp*  what??!?!  :(
pregnant girl: just kidding!
eggstone2000: you can't call me fat!!  i will throw this beverage down at the floor and run into the street, crying and never to be seen again.
pregnant girl: no, i didn't mean it!
eggstone2000: and it will be ALL YOUR FAT!
pregnant girl: huh?
eggstone2000: oh sorry.  freudian slip.  hee hee.  let's try that again.  crying and never to be seen again.  and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
pregnant girl: i hope you won't hold it against me.
eggstone2000: fat chance, fatty.

i had a dream the other day about a friend of mine.  in the dream, we were hanging out on the street, at night, and he was very "out of it."  so i decided to give him a lift home.  we walked down the street, and i propped him up as we walked down the stairs into an underground shopping mall.  because my car was parked in an underground parking lot at the other end of the underground shopping mall.  then he went into a toy store and asked the sales clerk for a specific hot wheels car.  he took one off the shelf and said "it's like this one, except it has a vent in the hood that is commonly known as the g spot."  the clerk said "oh yeah.  i know which one you mean.  sorry, we sold out of it."

then i woke up, and learned that in real life (not in a dream) the friend i'd dreamed about was locked up in jail, which had never happened to him before.  several months earlier, he'd punched an ex-friend in the mouth, at a bar.  and now the guy was pressing charges and trying to get him convicted of felonies.  bail was set at $15,000.  he is such a mellow person, though.  when i heard about him punching someone, i was surprised and decided that he must have been provoked pretty badly, to do something like that.  apparently, people say "yeah, i feel you, nigga" a lot in jail.  also, "my bitch had me locked up because i threatened to hit her."  jail doesn't sound like fun.  also, when your parents have to put up the money to pay bail because of something really dumb like a bar fight, you can bet they will be really pissed off and disappointed in you.  personally, i cringe at the thought of my parents being disappointed in me over anything really serious.  it's only natural, right?

oh yeah, and i saw the lilys last night.  they were good.  leon's b-day was a couple weeks ago, and niki's b-day is tonight.  happy b-day, leon!  happy b-day, niki!