part two.

continuing where the previous entry left off, in which we couldn't believe we were spending two nights in a row going to parties in davis.

saturday night, go go go airheart was playing in sondra's basement, all the old kdvs people were getting their gossip on.� mtv is airing a reality show about some sorority girls, and it was filmed at uc davis.� one of kdvs's ex-deejays recently had the supreme misfortune of crashing into a suicidal person that decided to end his life by running out onto the highway, at which point the body basically exploded and much of it went flying through the windshield and out the back window.� the pedestrian's skull hit the driver's arm, shattering the bone and leaving teeth marks in the skin.� rijk used to deliver pizza back in his high school days, and once got mugged and beaten nearly to death in one of the worse 'hoods in my town.

of course it wouldn't have been a davis party without davis cops.� somebody's sister got so jacked up that she tripped and fell down, with a beer bottle in her hand.� her arm was all cut up, she smeared blood all over the wall in the hallway, then she went out on the front porch where she continued screaming hysterically and bled all over the place.� the lights of the ambulance, fire engine and police car made sort of a neat light show, and adrienne and i stood on the front lawn, waving our hands in the air and watching our silhouettes dance in the red lights on the front of the house.� the cops were good sports this time, and didn't break the party up, though they did arrest the bloody girl's brother for whatever reason.� "BLOODIEST PARTY EVER."� sarah sort of blurted out, that if i were to get killed in a car crash, she'd commit suicide.� AWWWWWW.� but she was drunk.

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