inarticulatude, man!  oranges are the new apples.  fat is the new thin.  freedom is the new french.  maybe they can finally take the statue of liberty apart and throw her in the ocean now-- i heard she's a frawg.  replace that crap with something that really represents america, like a giant statue of a cornfed thirteen year old girl in cutoff jeans.  A STATUE OF PUBERTY.  maybe it'd lure roman polanski back across the atlantic before his statue of limitations expires.