eggstone2000: all girl summer fun band?!?!
kit carter: you have to wonder about bands whose videos are cartoons of themselves...
like "hi, here's a cartoon of a skinny girl with big boobs playing a
cartoon rickenbacher."
eggstone2000: following that line of thinking, explain the gorillaz to
me.
kit carter: dude i was just singing a gorillaz song in my head because of our convo!!�
wtf.� i actually own that album and it's boring.
eggstone2000: my theory is, it's a whigger thing.� actually that's not much of a
theory.
kit carter: it's a gay thing.
eggstone2000: how much theorizing do you have to do?� you look at it and like 3 seconds
later you're like "gorillaz: wtf is this fucking gay ass whigger shit."
kit carter: del is like the best part.
eggstone2000: the gorillaz threaten to turn a genuinely cool guy into del
tha funkee homo guy that hangs out with whiggers.
kit carter: hahahhahahahhahahhahahha.� isn't it hard to not want to
punch people that look disturbingly like punching bags?
eggstone2000: yes!� i use that metaphor a lot: "gee, that person
looks like they got punched in the face by life.� a bunch of times..."
sunday night, i decided on the spur of the moment to go check out this club
in the mission district called C86.� i'd seen an advertisment. had never
heard of the club before.� i was curious.� so i thought i'd go, settle
into a booth for a couple hours, listen to music, and see who the deejay was
& who would show up.� some of the boys were there already, when i
arrived.� we sat around for a while, had some drinks, and the records were
mostly very good.� television personalities, modern lovers, velvet
underground, sonic boom, pooh sticks...
...then we went around the corner to el
farolito.� there's a certain novelty about being able to get mission
style burritos at 3am, that just doesn't grow old.� i listened to them
telling stories about slumber parties and movie nights and whatnot with people
i'd never heard of.� i marvelled a little, at how quickly friendships and
cliques develop.� and how quickly they break down.� on the way out, we
bumped into sarah and anshuman, and i decided to stay a little while longer and
have a soda while they ate.� afterwards we went over to sarah's house and
she gave me this rad christmas gift.� "dude.� this is hella perverted.�
thanks."� it was really a thoughtful gift, since she'd seen some of
the dolphin and unicorn material i've been working on for gangstapillow.com.�
it even has fuzzy blue pubes.� awwwwwww.