i think it might be time to switch career paths. turn in my two weeks' notice and quit this temp-job as: Angry Loner. apply for employment as: Indie Rock Groupie. how rad would it be to catch the hizzerps off of that one dude from that band whose album nobody heard? you know which one i'm talking about.

industro-gothic haiku time:

sexy robot maid!
like on "the jetsons," except
with a nice round ass