run run away, run run away
'cause there's nothing left to say
oh, the travel always gets me
get in the car and drive it all over me
philippa sent me a postcard!� how nice.� also, it's the second
postcard i've received all year, after katrin sent me one from new zealand.�
and both postcards were from down under, coincidentally!� how funny is
that.� ok i'm not sure if "down under" is supposed to refer to NZ
as well as Oz, but i like to think of both of them as down under.� also,
katrin and douglas sent me some drawings they made, which i am really impressed
with.� you don't even wanna know, really, how impressed i am when my
friends bust out some major creativity on my ass.� i totally get all proud
of them.� here's one of katrin's, and here's one of
douglas's.
bj�rk is going to play a
concert in oakland in october.� i think she'll have a full orchestra
backing her.� the tickets sold out via tickets.com
in one minute.� literally, one minute.� so my friend sarah and i came
up with a plan.� see, they sell stun guns in a lot of places.� in
those little camera shops in chinatown, for instance!� and of course, there
will be scalpers.� they're probably already scalping on ebay for huge
amounts of money, but there will probably still be a few outside the
concert.� what we basically need to do is, lure a scalper into an alleyway
and get him to show us the tickets, and then ZAP HIM!! and grab the
tickets.� and we'll steal his pants, just for the humiliation factor.�
just because, you know?� scalpers deserve that kind of crap anyway since
they're in the business of ripping people off, and making it hard to get tickets
the legal way.� also, we thought it would be funny to use a permanent black
marker to write our names all over the scalper. even if the guy tries to snitch on us, like, how could we possibly get in
trouble?� who are the cops gonna believe... well-dressed, attractive young
concert-goers that just happen to have a stun gun in their pocket (by then we'll
probably have chucked his pants into the sewer)... or some filthy,
lyin' no-count scalper?!� i'm thinkin' it's a pretty solid plan.� i
even wrote a term paper about bj�rk for one of my classes and got a B+
on it... so bj�rk would totally back us up on this, i'm sure.
