how many horrific dreams can i have in two days? first there's the one where i start a new planet to get away from people who won't leave me alone, and then on the new planet people still won't leave me alone and i end up drowning. then there's the one where a jigsaw assemblage of false teeth falls out one-by-one, and my pals arrange them on a plate with slices of roast beef just for embarrassment's sake. i kid you not. that one was really bad. and then to top it all off, there's the one where i'm killing spiders that keep spidering down from the ceiling. but. the. spiders. just. won't. stop. coming.

go read the previous entry, for something a bit more lighthearted, okay. LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD.

oh. and there is THIS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. YES.  when people are searching for "boyfucker" with their language set to arabic and they arrive here, i just know i've got to be doing something right.  thank you google, you always make my day.