sometimes i can be such a wino. sacrunkmento, holla! i am coming to hangoutwitchoo tonight at !!!/out hud (colonial theater). be there (or die).

also, who all is excited about the upcoming remake of "walking tall" starring dwayne "the rock" johnson and johnny knoxville? i sure as hell am. check out imdb.com's synopsis of the 1973 original: "Hixploitation drama, based on true events in the life of Tennessee sheriff Buford Pusser, who removes corruption in his county with a four-foot-long wooden club. When the criminals attack his family, Buford shoots a whorehouse manager in the head and runs hillbilly gangsters over with his car."

CRUNKY SCRATCH EGG.