hey, guess what's hot and sexy and like... BLEEDS fun!

that's right, it's my eye.� getting out of the shower tonight, i noticed that a blood vessel had burst in my eye, so i was like "wow, cool!� i need to take a picture of this for posterity, and quick.� i'll get the i-zone!� oh wait-- i'll put some clothes on and then get the camera!"

i won my sailor hat!� now i just have to pay for it.� that's when ebay stops being fun and starts being vaguely reminiscent of taking out the trash or mowing the lawn.� "you forgot, it's click-click-click-buy-pay."� that last part is always tricky.� that's how they get your money... by selling you stuff!� stanford grad fuckers.� damn, i like jam, so i wanna thank smucker's.