06 March 2003: big wheels keep on turning, carry me homo.
know what would be really sweet? if lynyrd skynyrd were to rise from
the dead as homosexual zombies, proceed to carjack a pickup truck (truckjack?),
and drive from town to town all over the south, playing their hit livinggaydead
song "sweet homo-bama." now there's a candidate i can really get
behind.
it boggles my intelizzilect. |