2006-present | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 | 2002 | 2001
[19 December 2004] why can't i be famous?
[22 November 2004] who let the cunk out?
[11 November 2004] the haunted planet is earth.
[02 October 2004] thrillbo bagginz.
[05 September 2004] worst beatle ever: paul mccartney.
[24 August 2004] postmod borscht.
[20 August 2004] customer service.
[17 August 2004] art and trash.
[15 August 2004] chingada!!!
[20 July 2004] 1-900-MOON-SEX.
[04 July 2004] comme ci, comme ca.
[22 June 2004] average joe schmo.
[18 June 2004] i can change, i can change.
[01 June 2004] up the shit creek without a pot to peeing on.
[24 April 2004] something wicked this way comes.
[15 March 2004] mechanical man: a postmodern mulatto.
[10 March 2004] east of sweden.
[09 March 2004] kimota! hosanna! shazam!
[01 March 2004] the big campaign.
[14 February 2004] the big valentine.
[09 February 2004] test card.
[03 February 2004] that show where robert urich drags his son along on a road trip.
[31 January 2004] the dream with the anal and the overdose.
[21 January 2004] abracadabra! hocus pocus! agraba! fing fang foom!
[15 January 2004] poker in the back.
[13 January 2004] the big groin-kick.
[13 January 2004] the big sex-bot.
[10 January 2004] jildos in heat! you can't control 'um...
[07 January 2004] projectile kitsch! ugh!
[05 January 2004] don't look down.
[01 January 2004] seagulls dare.

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