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merry christmas, mrs. jigglesworth. (26 December 2003)
there's only one train every 45 minutes. (16 October 2003)
one good minute could last me a whole year. (24 July 2003)
dance mob. (27 June 2003)
the future's so bright. (26 June 2003)
SEXY PRISON. (25 June 2003)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug. (23 June 2003)
holy crap!! (22 June 2003)
wee reprazent for tha lollipop krew. (21 June 2003)
^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~. (20 June 2003)
smash your cock on the punk rock. (15 June 2003)
silver fingertips. (11 June 2003)
the cheerleaders don't understand. (23 May 2003)
my body's not a temple, it's a laboratory. (20 May 2003)
fair dinkins. (29 April 2003)
even stupider than the dinobots. (28 April 2003)
nobody likes a child who complains. (18 April 2003)
respect the brass knuckles of karma. (02 April 2003)
DISCO INFERNO. (26 March 2003)
necessity is the mother of invention. (22 March 2003)
things i learned from trolling the web. (16 March 2003)
genius is the new retarded. (13 March 2003)
the glass slipper. (11 March 2003)
where have all the guidos gone? (10 March 2003)
who killed cock robot? (08 March 2003)
big wheels keep on turning, carry me homo. (06 March 2003)
this is provo. this is bad-ass. (06 March 2003)
unravel riddles, problems and puns. (05 March 2003)
tatu are hott. (04 March 2003)
the customer is king. (03 March 2003)
thunderballers party with crack!! (03 March 2003)
burning down the house. (27 February 2003)
and u r not. (21 February 2003)
get tha b to tha ozack. (20 February 2003)
surly. (19 February 2003)
there's malice and there's magic in every season. (14 February 2003)
magma. (11 February 2003)
why the words were never worth the wait. (25 January 2003)
left to my own devices... (13 January 2003)
a toast. (10 January 2003)

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