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lamers, cloners, griefers. (06 December 2002)
a little more against you. (30 November 2002)
somethin' against you. (29 November 2002)
seasick yet still docked. (28 November 2002)
think of rain. (13 November 2002)
federal communications commission in tha heezy. (11 November 2002)
everything changes. (10 November 2002)
in a better manner than i have before. (07 November 2002)
so many victims, it's like a fashion massacre. (30 October 2002)
those with loaded guns and those who dig. (30 October 2002)
it's cold in space. (27 October 2002)
that we call oh temptation. (27 October 2002)
the b-side of this 45. (27 October 2002)
i want to play in the summer. (13 October 2002)
i pack more nuts than delta airlines. (03 October 2002)
can't lounge in the boozer all day. (29 September 2002)
an endless stream of cigarettes and magazines. (29 September 2002)
cruckaroo bunk: goo much tin. (29 September 2002)
forget all your technicolor dreams. (26 September 2002)
dick slapping: the exercise video that's sweeping the nation. (25 September 2002)
nearsighted is the new farsighted. (25 September 2002)
the suburbs are killing us. (22 September 2002)
night of the living crackheads. (20 September 2002)
le knight club. (20 September 2002)
the greatest love of all. (18 September 2002)
surfin' u.s.a. (15 September 2002)
say what you mean, and say it mean. (14 September 2002)
meeting people is easy. (13 September 2002)
i've seen it all. there is no more to see! (12 September 2002)
chef boyardee western. (07 September 2002)
call me tonight, i'll make you feel good. (07 September 2002)
i don't need a tuxedo. there is no BOUNCER in the afterworld. (03 September 2002)
lemon fire brigade. (03 September 2002)
my very first !!pointless!! diary entry ever. (31 August 2002)
buckaroo crunk: the decline of western crunk. (31 August 2002)
black bing cherry juice + school disco. (28 August 2002)
jets to little bighorn. (27 August 2002)
as fuck as fuck. (27 August 2002)
nightlife. (24 August 2002)
water and poetry. (23 August 2002)
erectrocrash. (22 August 2002)
today is your birthday. first day of life. (22 August 2002)
arms stuck like glue. (22 August 2002)
a movie i have seen hundreds of times. (20 August 2002)
hmm, yeah, it looks like i have a new hobby. (17 August 2002)
@#*! @#*! @#*! @#*! @#*! (16 August 2002)
buckaroo crunk: hella random unicorn. (13 August 2002)
it's not so bad in the promised land. (13 August 2002)
sports utility vehicle. (11 August 2002)
buckaroo crunk: sic transit crunk mundi. (10 August 2002)
get out tha way. (07 August 2002)
golden shower of crunk. (06 August 2002)
buckaroo crunk: i surrender with no regret. (06 August 2002)
buckaroo crunk: quadrophene assholes from the barbary coast. (05 August 2002)
buckaroo crunk: you've got to be willing. (04 August 2002)
buckaroo crunk: apple pucker martini midgets. (04 August 2002)
buckaroo crunk: king of the newspaper machines. (02 August 2002)
i'm a motivational speaker. (01 August 2002)
there are things i want to do. (30 July 2002)
what have you done for me lately? (30 July 2002)
buckaroo crunk: planet of the busters. (29 July 2002)
buckaroo crunk: gleaming animal chin. (29 July 2002)
thrillax, dude. (27 July 2002)
tally ho. (24 July 2002)
look up in da sky, it's a trrrd, it's a brain. (20 July 2002)
tweezy second bizzy day. (19 July 2002)
YEEEEAAAAAAHH, YOU SMELLED. (18 July 2002)
when nature hollers, you must holla back. (16 July 2002)
rowdy. (11 July 2002)
crash die it. (30 June 2002)
towns. (29 June 2002)
hella. (27 June 2002)
let's pup kin. (24 June 2002)
i do believe. (08 June 2002)
coast wide hustlaz. (02 June 2002)
i've been wearing this a lot, lately. (01 June 2002)
children are the future. (01 June 2002)
the cannon's mouth. (01 June 2002)
a machine will never have to feel. (28 May 2002)
pippa sent me this. (21 May 2002)
always on time. (16 May 2002)
lord gaylord of gayshireham-on-gayvon. (14 May 2002)
dia de la mom. (13 May 2002)
san franfuction. (10 May 2002)
suprizez. (08 May 2002)
it's sooo good. (07 May 2002)
dancing blacks. (05 May 2002)
mingin' olympics. (29 April 2002)
mrs. brown, you've got a lovely bum. (25 April 2002)
honesty. (23 April 2002)
deskstar. (16 April 2002)
peanut butter and koala sandwich. (12 April 2002)
anything (viva!) (11 April 2002)
your love = checksum error. (18 March 2002)
yes!!!!! my right ear rocks. (13 March 2002)
the history they don't teach you at school. (11 March 2002)
*wudge*!!! *poop*!!! awwwww!! (10 March 2002)
all your fault are belong to us!! (02 March 2002)
live your own life in the way that you find most amusing. (20 February 2002)
happy valentine's day. (14 February 2002)
out of the office. (11 February 2002)
lil pimpin' ninja. kit carter shops at the mall. (09 February 2002)
to all the gorditas i've loved before. (07 February 2002)
gettin' rich. or mini rich. ok not really rich at all. (02 February 2002)
money rag? muffin top? ghetto pipe? (01 February 2002)
the most amazing sculptures encapsulated in tiny marbles. (30 January 2002)
super ugly. (25 January 2002)
basic weekend culminates in dry heaves. (21 January 2002)
ghosts. (16 January 2002)
spur of moment turns into obnoxious spree. (14 January 2002)
kind of like livejournal. (09 January 2002)
whiggerz? like presidents fillmore and harrison? (08 January 2002)
how was my holidays? (05 January 2002)

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