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[06 December 2002] lamers, cloners, griefers.
[30 November 2002] a little more against you.
[29 November 2002] somethin' against you.
[28 November 2002] seasick yet still docked.
[13 November 2002] think of rain.
[11 November 2002] federal communications commission in tha heezy.
[10 November 2002] everything changes.
[07 November 2002] in a better manner than i have before.
[30 October 2002] so many victims, it's like a fashion massacre.
[30 October 2002] those with loaded guns and those who dig.
[27 October 2002] it's cold in space.
[27 October 2002] that we call oh temptation.
[27 October 2002] the b-side of this 45.
[13 October 2002] i want to play in the summer.
[03 October 2002] i pack more nuts than delta airlines.
[29 September 2002] can't lounge in the boozer all day.
[29 September 2002] an endless stream of cigarettes and magazines.
[29 September 2002] cruckaroo bunk: goo much tin.
[26 September 2002] forget all your technicolor dreams.
[25 September 2002] dick slapping: the exercise video that's sweeping the nation.
[25 September 2002] nearsighted is the new farsighted.
[22 September 2002] the suburbs are killing us.
[20 September 2002] night of the living crackheads.
[20 September 2002] le knight club.
[18 September 2002] the greatest love of all.
[15 September 2002] surfin' u.s.a.
[14 September 2002] say what you mean, and say it mean.
[13 September 2002] meeting people is easy.
[12 September 2002] i've seen it all. there is no more to see!
[07 September 2002] chef boyardee western.
[07 September 2002] call me tonight, i'll make you feel good.
[03 September 2002] i don't need a tuxedo. there is no BOUNCER in the afterworld.
[03 September 2002] lemon fire brigade.
[31 August 2002] my very first !!pointless!! diary entry ever.
[31 August 2002] buckaroo crunk: the decline of western crunk.
[28 August 2002] black bing cherry juice + school disco.
[27 August 2002] jets to little bighorn.
[27 August 2002] as fuck as fuck.
[24 August 2002] nightlife.
[22 August 2002] erectrocrash.
[22 August 2002] today is your birthday. first day of life.
[22 August 2002] arms stuck like glue.
[20 August 2002] a movie i have seen hundreds of times.
[17 August 2002] hmm, yeah, it looks like i have a new hobby.
[16 August 2002] @#*! @#*! @#*! @#*! @#*!
[13 August 2002] buckaroo crunk: hella random unicorn.
[13 August 2002] it's not so bad in the promised land.
[11 August 2002] sports utility vehicle.
[10 August 2002] buckaroo crunk: sic transit crunk mundi.
[07 August 2002] get out tha way.
[06 August 2002] golden shower of crunk.
[06 August 2002] buckaroo crunk: i surrender with no regret.
[05 August 2002] buckaroo crunk: quadrophene assholes from the barbary coast.
[04 August 2002] buckaroo crunk: you've got to be willing.
[04 August 2002] buckaroo crunk: apple pucker martini midgets.
[02 August 2002] buckaroo crunk: king of the newspaper machines.
[01 August 2002] i'm a motivational speaker.
[30 July 2002] there are things i want to do.
[30 July 2002] what have you done for me lately?
[29 July 2002] buckaroo crunk: planet of the busters.
[29 July 2002] buckaroo crunk: gleaming animal chin.
[27 July 2002] thrillax, dude.
[24 July 2002] tally ho.
[20 July 2002] look up in da sky, it's a trrrd, it's a brain.
[19 July 2002] tweezy second bizzy day.
[18 July 2002] YEEEEAAAAAAHH, YOU SMELLED.
[16 July 2002] when nature hollers, you must holla back.
[11 July 2002] rowdy.
[30 June 2002] crash die it.
[29 June 2002] towns.
[27 June 2002] hella.
[24 June 2002] let's pup kin.
[08 June 2002] i do believe.
[02 June 2002] coast wide hustlaz.
[01 June 2002] i've been wearing this a lot, lately.
[01 June 2002] children are the future.
[01 June 2002] the cannon's mouth.
[28 May 2002] a machine will never have to feel.
[21 May 2002] pippa sent me this.
[16 May 2002] always on time.
[14 May 2002] lord gaylord of gayshireham-on-gayvon.
[13 May 2002] dia de la mom.
[10 May 2002] san franfuction.
[08 May 2002] suprizez.
[07 May 2002] it's sooo good.
[05 May 2002] dancing blacks.
[29 April 2002] mingin' olympics.
[25 April 2002] mrs. brown, you've got a lovely bum.
[23 April 2002] honesty.
[16 April 2002] deskstar.
[12 April 2002] peanut butter and koala sandwich.
[11 April 2002] anything (viva!)
[18 March 2002] your love = checksum error.
[13 March 2002] yes!!!!! my right ear rocks.
[11 March 2002] the history they don't teach you at school.
[10 March 2002] *wudge*!!! *poop*!!! awwwww!!
[02 March 2002] all your fault are belong to us!!
[20 February 2002] live your own life in the way that you find most amusing.
[14 February 2002] happy valentine's day.
[11 February 2002] out of the office.
[09 February 2002] lil pimpin' ninja. kit carter shops at the mall.
[07 February 2002] to all the gorditas i've loved before.
[02 February 2002] gettin' rich. or mini rich. ok not really rich at all.
[01 February 2002] money rag? muffin top? ghetto pipe?
[30 January 2002] the most amazing sculptures encapsulated in tiny marbles.
[25 January 2002] super ugly.
[21 January 2002] basic weekend culminates in dry heaves.
[16 January 2002] ghosts.
[14 January 2002] spur of moment turns into obnoxious spree.
[09 January 2002] kind of like livejournal.
[08 January 2002] whiggerz? like presidents fillmore and harrison?
[05 January 2002] how was my holidays?

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